Chapter 671 You Fucked My Mom?>>Ep167

• Finally, it was our turn. I showed the lady my ID and boarding pass, moved to the scanner line, peeled off my shoes, removed my belt, stowed my phone, and sent my tub of worldly possession off into the hands of the kindly (if somber-looking) TSA agent. I've seen corpses with friendlier smiles.
• We passed through the body scanner, successfully avoided full-frontal groping, and then grabbed our shit out of the plastic tub - trying to make sure we still had everything that we had started with.
• Next was a bathroom break as we raced for our gate ... and then we sat ... and sat ... and sat.